thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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