we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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