so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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