ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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