I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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