i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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