So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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