i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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