This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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