belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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