Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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