Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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