Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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