I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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