He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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