Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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