Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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