STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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