Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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