Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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