I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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