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i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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