and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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