How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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