porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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