Already got asked if we're dating
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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