trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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