I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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