So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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