Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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