i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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