I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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