I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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