508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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