Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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