heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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