Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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