I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
