soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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