i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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