i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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