called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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