Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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