Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
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She announced her abortion via fbk
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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