Buhtt sex?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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