the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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