Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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