I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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