What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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