why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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