Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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