Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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