so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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