Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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