She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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